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Who calls a girl a sl*t because they won’t come over to sleep with them.. that storey Obviously didn’t make the show

April 6, 2014April 6, 2014 Simon 39 Comments

6:20pm Hammock Sarah and Kenny

THey think Allison is a wildcard and will go with the numbers, depends if Arlie flips. Kenny says it so important for them to get HOH.
Sarah – “Regardless if someone in the group flips we’re fu***”

Kenny doesn’t know if Arlie has it in him to flip. Sarah mentions how Arlie is at the top with both groups she doesn’t think he would want to be at the top with Kenny and Sarah.

Kenny warns Adel has to leave before jury or he will get voted back in. Sarah doesn’t think they will do that this year. Sarah think Jon is much more dangerous than Adel.
Kenny agrees.

Big Brother Canada 2 – The House Guests fantasize about their REWARD..

April 6, 2014April 6, 2014 Dawg 34 Comments

Big Brother has the house guests on a backyard lock down after their cleaning task. They speculate that they’ll be taken off their slop punishment and be given food as a reward. Neda says imagine if McDonald’s was in there. Arlie says I would f**k that food and eat it! Meanwhile out in the hot tub room – Sabrina and Rachelle talk about Adel’s veto power. Sabrina is worried he will use it. Rachelle says there is no way he still has it! It’s done! Rachelle says maybe with the 6 million Canada will save someone. Maybe they’ll keep you. Sabrina says no, they voted Allison into the house, they’ll save her. Rachelle says she hasn’t done anything! Meanwhile in the backyard – Arlie, Jon, Neda and Adel talk about how Rachelle is Sabrina’s puppet. Neda says she will literally wait outside the diary room when Sabrina goes in there. All of the house guests are laying around waiting for the backyard door to open. Arlie starts counting down from 10 – 1 as Adel motions for the back door to open. Adel yells open sesame!! After they reach one Adel says aww.. I knew I was’t Aladdin!

Heather says I know I have blonde moments but I just wish I didn’t have one last night.

April 6, 2014April 6, 2014 Dawg 23 Comments

11:50am Arlie, Sarah, Jon, Kenny, Adel, Neda, Sabrina and Rachelle are all out in the hot tub room suntanning and talking about random things. The cams switch to Heather and Allison in the bathroom talking. Heather says that it is killing her that she could have won that POV last night and she spelt wishful wrong. She says that she lost it all because of one letter and no I look like an idiot to my family and friends. Heather says I know I have blonde moments but I just wish I didn’t have one last night. Heather says I could have spelled wishfully. Allison tells her its okay. Heather says that she had like 6 “y” and that would have made her word a 9 letter word. I would have won it.

POV Gold Mining Costumes.. Jon says I want to BLOW THIS SH*T UP!

April 6, 2014January 30, 2015 Dawg 51 Comments

Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Big Brother asks Arlie to put his costume back on from last night and come to the diary room. Arlie says that the ninja took his hat, so I don’t know if that matters or not. Arlie heads into the bedroom where Jon and Allison are and tells Allison you still have to hangout with them this week so we should be nice. He tells her also spend as much time with the Gremlins too. Jon says and then next week we can say suck it, suck it! Allison laughs. Up in the HOH room – Jon asks Neda who goes to someone you are working with and says I want this person out! Neda says that Rachelle did it too when she was talking to Heather she asked what about Neda going up. Jon says I want to BLOW THIS SH*T UP! Not long after Big Brother asks all of the house guests in the competition to out their costumes back on for diary room sessions.

Big Brother Canada Spoilers, Heather – “So tomorrow Sarah is going up”

April 6, 2014April 6, 2014 Simon 59 Comments

2:03AM HOH Heather and Allison
Heather tells her that the person she is putting up as the replacement is the target and they are going home 110%

Allison says it’s tough to walk around the house and pretend to be “Bummed as f***”

Allison says she will 100% work with Heather and Arlie, “OH MY GOD this is blowing my mind.. my brain is racing.. I don’t know what your plan is moving forward. “
heather asks her to trust her..
Allison says Andrew is not going to believe this.

POV Results “Arlie is going to reveal himself during the voting when momzi goes home”

April 5, 2014April 5, 2014 Simon 45 Comments

1:30am Momzi and Sarah

Sarah says she will vote whichever way she wants, “Do you have any ideas whos going up”

Heather says the person she was going to put up isn’t a big threat so right now she’s undecided.

Sarah asks why she put up Allison. Heather explains she put Allison

Heather – “Momzi I love you alot.. I know from the beginning you didn’t want the gremlins here.. what upset me is they both threw your name out to go up against Kenny… It surprised me because I thought you were close.

Heather mentions how the gremlins all of a sudden wanted to be her friends. Heather again tell her she doesn’t know what she is doing and she’s not going to be fake to Sarah and tell her she’s safe because right now she’s not sure.

Adel “I don’t give a f** until next Thursday.. Twisto Twist is going to help our team”

April 5, 2014April 5, 2014 Simon 114 Comments

7:03pm HOH Adel and Heather
Heather says Kenny thinks he’s safe even if he doesn’t win POV.
Heather – This is the logic I don’t understand If kenny gets taken off I’m not stupid enough to put someone up from my own alliance I’m going to put one of them up.. one of them are going to go home this week.. I dont’ usnerdtans why they are so happy” (Them = Kenny, Sabrina, Rachelle)

Adel can’t believe that Kenny thinks he has the votes to stay.
Heather says he does, “Even Rachelle might not vote for him”

Adel – “Are me and you still trying to bring Allison in “

Big Brother Canada 2 – POV Players PICKED! Jon says FK YOU KENNY! FKING LOSER!

April 5, 2014April 5, 2014 Dawg 73 Comments

2:45pm – 3:10pm Big Brother blocks the live feeds for the house guests to pick players for the Power Of Veto Competition that will be held some time today. Arlie comes into the bedroom and tells Neda and Adel that everyone needs to clean the kitchen. Big Brother told us told to clean. Adel asks Arlie if he is going to try for the veto? Arlie shrugs his shoulders. They head down stairs. In the kitchen Kenny freaks out on Jon asking him if there’s a reason he is leaving when you’re supposed to clean up? Jon says that he never heard the announcement. Jon says settle your D! Jon comes back and tells him to f**k off. Jon calls Kenny a f**king loser! Jon walks away and heads up to the HOH room and talks to Heather. Heather and Jon comment on how Kenny just can’t win the veto. Heather says and even if he does I’ll put up Sarah. Jon says he is worried that if Kenny wins and comes off and Sarah goes up ..

Big Brother Canada 2 – Nomination Ceremony Results! Kenny says scrawny little b***h!

April 5, 2014April 5, 2014 Dawg 94 Comments

10:15am Big Brother blocks the live feeds for the nomination ceremony. When the live feeds return – we learn that as Head Of Household Heather nominated Kenny Brain & Allison White for eviction. In the backyard by the pool – Sarah, Sabrina, Arlie, Rahcelle, and Kenny are talking. Sarah that if she really wanted Kenny gone she should have put me up with Kenny. Sabrina says that she thought it was going to be Kenny and Rachelle. Rachelle says they were scared I would go home over Kenny. Sabrina says they wanted to put up two strong players. Sarah says that she came into the bedroom and Neda said my name got thrown out there a lot. Kenny says scrawny little b***h. Rachelle says they were scared to put me up with Kenny.

In the bedroom – Neda is talking to Jon. Neda says the next targets in the house after Kenny goes home are Allison and him (Jon). Neda says and I would probably go up next to you.

Kenny says Heather doesn’t have her own thoughts, she’s the puppy dog of f**k faces Jon & Adel.

April 5, 2014April 5, 2014 Dawg 49 Comments

8:40am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Kenny grabs the new batteries and passes them around to the other house guests. In the bathroom – Kenny goes up to Rachelle and asks her if they were literally blowing up balloons to celebrate last night? Rachelle says no. Meanwhile in the bedroom the others are laughing at how funny the condom balloon prank was. Adel complains of smelling like latex. Allison talks about a dream she had about Andrew. She says he was married and she and Heather were his mistresses. Heather says that she likes her but wouldn’t do anything with Andrew. IN the bathroom – Jon, Adel, Sarah and Arlie are talking about Jon’s yeast infection. Adel says he’s never had an STD before. Sarah and Jon tell him its not an STD.

late night Condom Pranks “What is Big Brother Pumping In the air we can’t sleep”

April 4, 2014April 4, 2014 Simon 44 Comments

12:35AM Bedroom Jon and Adel are blowing up condoms Arlie jumps in for some fun. Sounds like theyu stuff the condoms in Kenny’s bag.

Jon say his hands reek of condoms and he can taste it in his mouth. They decide to move the condoms and just put them in the hallways. Adel “F** Hurry up before the gremlins come” (LOL)

They laugh at Adel’s condom being so small, Adel – “It’s a little chub”

(Check out the picture below at one point Adel and Neda pretend to be gremlins coming into the bedroom)

Heather tells them who her nominees are “Worst case scenario is Allison goes home “

April 4, 2014April 4, 2014 Simon 64 Comments

10:33pm HOH Heather and Allison

heather says Rachelle’s punishment is that she will spend tonight thinking she is going up tomorrow. Heather says Allison is her friend and she really genuinely likes her..

Heather says Rachelle and Heather are not very nice friends. They were “Friends” with her earlier in the game and they turned on her.

Allison – “I’m telling you right now Kenny will stay”
Heather says if she wins POV she i’ll take Allison off the block. Heather – “Kenny is my target not you”

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