Tag: Jon Pardy

Jon says its too early to make a move just after the alliance was made. I’m not looking to cause chaos.

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9:30am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Allison starts talking about her birth control. Alrie says yeah control those births! Allison talks about her IUD. Allison explains how its like transdermal but trans-v@gin@l. Adel asks Arlie if he has an IUE in his butt hole. Arlie says no, maybe if you called it right. Allison says it wouldn’t do anything but block in there. Adel says no, it would catch the c*m that goes up in there.

Jon tells Sabrina that it will be her and Rachelle going up. He says if it was two weeks later I might have but right now I am not looking to make a big move. I am not looking to cause chaos. Sabrina says but they’re still coming after you.

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Neda tells Jon best move is Arlie and Allison/Adel on the block Next Week “Are you on board”

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10:49pm HOH Jon and Neda
Neda talked to Heather and Allison and they seem onboard to keep Rachelle

Neda says she just talked to Rachelle and she said if she wins HOH she’ll put up Adel and Arlie.. Neda – ‘Are you on board with that because I know you have something with Arlie.. yes no.. what”
Jon – “I’m still iffy with Arlie.. I think I can trust him”
NEda – It would be stupid for him to take anyone other than rachelle, Heather or me to the end”
Neda suggest they try and get rid of Adel or Arlie next week because those are the biggest threats to their game.

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Rachelle complains the Hot Tub smells like chemicals

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9:15pm Gremlins
Talking about the smartest thing for Jon to do is to backdoor Arlie.
Sabrina points out how Heather and Neda are now best friends.
Rachelle says she hates heather “She gives me the hebejebes”

Rachelle says she will be furious if Heather makes it to final 2. Sabrina doesn’t see it happening she thinks Heather is the next to gto.

Rachelle says in the Jury house she is going to be mean to Heather,”I’m like that I’m mean to people.. umm I’m nice”

Rachelle – “It stinks like f*** chemicals in here”
Sabrina laughs says it might be because they are trying to sanitize the pee.

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Drunk Jon strikes again “I will f*** my game to campaign to keep you here.. I’m telling you 100%”

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8:06pm HOH Neda and Jon
They briefly talk about Jon telling people neda hid the sugar, Neda is still made because of the damage it did to her game. Jon Apologizes again for it.
Jon swear to her on everything on his life he will never turn on NEda
Jon – “Neda you are the only person I care about in this house.. genuinely care about”
Jon – “I will f*** my game to campaign to keep you here.. I’m telling you right now I would 100%”
Jon tells her if they are not life long friends they he will be rattled

Heather joins them asks how was Sabrina’s talk outside. Jon moans says she offered him Rachelle and her as puppets all season.
Jon – Apparently Sarah said a bunch of sh!t about me.

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Big Brother Canada 2 – HaveNot Competition RESULTS! Adel says My d**k shrivelled up and went in my b*tt!

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3pm – 5:30pm Big Brother blocked the live feeds for the house guests to compete in the Have / Havenot competition! When the live feeds return – We learn that Heather, Neda, Rachelle and Arlie LOST the competition. Either Jon & Adel didn’t throw the competition or failed at being able to throw it. Do you think Rachelle will slip up again or purposefully eat candy again and punish the whole house?

In the bedroom – Neda says that was the greatest comeback ever! Rachelle says I can’t believe I am on slop again! Neda and Rachelle go over to Jon’s bed and start punching it like a punching bag. They scream as they punch it. Sabrina says that is going on the episode for sure! In the bathroom – Adel says think of the positive! How much did you lose on slop last time Heather? Heather says 10 pounds.

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Arlie says back in the day when people would legit get stoned to f**king death for being homos*xu@l? Why would they choose it?!

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12pm Up in the HOH room – Jon asks now I am wondering if when I was using the “Q-word” if Kenny was offended by that. Allison and Arlie both say no that Kenny was the one defending you. They talk about how the q word means weird and that’s how Jon was using it. Arlie says Kenny plays a straight man really well. Allison comments on how Kenny was straight man longer than he’s was a gay man. Allison says he was known to be quite the ladies man too. Jon says now he’s the man’s man. Arlie brings up the conversation about whether its a choice or not a choice .. you know like in certain countries like back in the day when people would legit get like stoned to f**king death for being homos*xual? Why would they choose it?! If they know that they might just get a stone bashed into their face? It would be like I would probably just stay with girls. Jon says yeah. If you think you are actually going to get murdered because of it.. and did get murdered because of it.

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Arlie says when I complimented him on his cooking & muscles.. it was a game called pumping Andrew’s tires!

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9:30am – 10:15am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Heather thinks today they’ll have a luxury competition or something. Jon says okay I still have a girlfriend if anyone was wondering. Jon goes to the bathroom and Adel asks what no hangover? Jon says nope! Adel heads to the bedroom and asks Allison what’s up with your hair? Were you dreaming of having s*x with Andrew! Adel asks why did they wake us up like they forgot to wake us up? Arlie says I don’t even want to have a havenot competition today! Jon says me neither. Jon tells Arlie if it was him he would go crush a huge breakfast.. anything you can get your hands on! Bacon! Eggs! Jon says holy sh*t Mumzie is gone! So is Brainer! Jon comments on how I can’t believe how much I bawled at that letter. Adel tells Allison it looks like you were sleeping in the slums. Allison asks are you making fun of me again. Adel says it looks like you crushed a few percocets and woke up a few hours later. Allison leaves. Arlie tells Adel how he used to compliment Andrew on his cooking and how big his muscles are..

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Drunk Jon tells Allison “when it comes down to it.. 1 Hundo” he’s going against Neda

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12:15AM HOH Arlie, Allison and JON
Jon says he’s so drunk right now.. Arlie wants to go make a drink just something to sip on. Jon doesn’t want him to make a strong one.
Jon slurring – “I want one more strong one”

Jon says he’s so glad Allison is still in the game, “I’m so glad right now it’s all newf born and bred.. Ally don;’t f*** turn on me because of what Gordo said”
Allison – “Why would I ever do that”
Jon says he could have something Epic planned.
Allison – “Would you go against Neds”
Jon – “Huh what about her”
Allison – Are you actually going to go against her
Jon- “when it comes down to it 1 hundo”
Allison – Really

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Jon – “We f*** steamrolled that, It was like BOOM ceya BOOM ceya BOOM ceya”

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11:12pm HOH Sl**py seconds + the gremlins
Everyone happy or at least acting happy. The girls say Jon’s girlfriend Janel le is hot. Sabrina and Rachelle tell them they are heading to the pee hot tub Allison says she might join them later. Sabrina says it’s amazing how the power shifts every week. Jon says he’s sipping rye all night and getting messed up.
The gremlins leave..
The sloppies start talking about how they just steamrolled the other side into the dirt. They congratulate themselves for getting out 3 strong players, Andrew, Sarah and Kenny. Adel is warning them about the gremlins says that they will be the ones voting for someone to win the in the end.

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Big Brother Canada Season 2 Double Eviction Results

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DOUBLE EVICTION NIGHT!
Just a refresher in how double eviction works. (I’m not 100% sure how Big Brother Canada will do it this year so i’m going by BBCAN1 and the BBUS format. Safe to assume there will be a couple powers given out to Allison and Adel 😉
1) Allison and Sarah are nominated the house votes to evict one of them
2) HOH is played
3) Nominations are selected
4) POV is played
5) POV Ceremony
6) Houseguests vote to evict one of the nominees
7) Sometime late Thursday or Friday another HOH is played

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Neda asks Jon about keeping Sarah.. It would be sh*t for our alliance but it would be good for us.

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9:20am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. In the bathroom Rachelle that if she did go home today she would be excited. Sabrina says whatever happens, happens. Rachelle agrees. Sabrina starts doing Rachelle’s hair. Up in the HOH room – Jon tells Neda that he really doesn’t want to go home today. Neda says oh f**k that, you’re good. IN the main bedroom Neda asks Kenny if the US version of Big Brother had instant evictions? Kenny says the only one he saw was the one with Topaz on the Canadian one. Neda tells Sarah that what it came down to me. Your side is gunning for Jon and what it comes down to is keeping numbers on our side. Sarah says it’s okay. Sarah says this is huge move that at the end you can say you did this, this and this to get there. I don’t want to put any more pressure on you though. Neda heads to the HOH room to do her makeup with Heather. They talk about how much Andrew picked his nose. Heather leaves and Jon comes into the HOH.

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Big Jon gets hit by a prank “That’s it you’re getting yeaster sheets tonight”

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11:02pm Neda and planning a prank on Jon.

Neda’s painting a tampon with red nail polish to put around his bed. Heather looks up at the camera and shushes us.
Once Jon leaves and Neda puts the tampons on the bed.. JOn get pissed because he thinks they are real. NEda laughs so hard she says she peed her pants. Jon has been threatening to put his “Yester Sheets” on Neda’s bed he say snow he’s going to do it. (Jon has a yeast infection)

Jon is really pissed at first because he thought they were real..

Sabrina listens in on some of this conversation and runs downstairs to tell Kenny, Sarah and Rachelle.

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