Big Brother 23 Spoilers – Week one Review and Eviction results

A solid start to a season. On one hand, Frenchie is insufferable on so many levels on the other hand he gave us plenty of crazy to have fun with. What would this week be like if Frenchie wasn’t HOH? I’ll put it this way Frenchie stayed up until 5 am every night and talked so much he lost his voice for 3 days. He had 5 different targets and made half a dozen alliances hence the nickname for the week: Frenchie the glue clown.

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“There’s a big alliance out there.. Guys are involved and there’s a girl.. [Girls] that were not mentioned in [French kiss]”

10:20 am Tiffany and Azah
Tiffany tells her they are solid She won’t be upset at her for the little things, “Even if you put my black a$$ on the block I will understand it’s just a game. I will never be like I’m mad at her it’s just a game. Unless you do something personally against me ”
Azah – it’s the same way with me
Tiff – listen I’m an older lady I know humans I know people I am young at heart..
Tiffany adds unless Azah tries to ruin her game she’s cool with her “And I know you aren’t like that”
Azah – things are going to come that will test us.. by test us I mean people will plant seeds that spark paranoia
Tiff – no one will come and sway me to the other side

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Alyssa “You’re a f**king savage bro! YO WE BE GOLDEN!” Frenchie “The 3 of us are f**king golden!”

11:10pm HOH Room. Christian, Alyssa and Frenchie.
Christian – we’re forced to work together now.. everyone already thinks we are. Alyssa – I told him if I do the wildcard everyone was like you can’t pick him (Christian) because that’s going to show your cards. Christian and Alyssa – Everyone already thinks it. Alyssa – and I trust him over SB and X. So why wouldn’t I?! Frenchie – I’m with the alliance but I have some reservations and my reservations are the same reservations that you just told me. And if this f**ks me then whatever! Alyssa – you’re good. We’re on the same page and he’s my teammate. Frenchie – it isn’t that I don’t trust him (X).. I just can’t figure it out.

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Whit “I love that they want to target the guys! I’m down to throwing it to one of the girls.. accidently.”

7pm Bedroom. Whitney and Alyssa.
Whitney – Honestly I can’t wait for you to not be in the havenot room because being in there was such a disadvantage. Alyssa – I know because I don’t know anything. Whitney – you’re passed out and away from people. You don’t have the luxury of walking into a room with other people. Alyssa – yeah I didn’t even think of it like that. Whitney – yeah its a huge disadvantage. I thought of it like thank god I can sleep.. but game wise. Maybe I’ll sleep down here at night. Whitney – because most of the conversations that I’ve heard happen at 2 – 3am because most everyone is asleep. Alyssa – I think it would be better too because I’m on the block. Whitney – yeah although obviously you’re safe.

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“We are the king slayers Our weapons of choice are fire and desire.”

10:03 am Claire, Tiffany, Britini and Azah
They form an alliance called the king slayer’s
“WE are the king slayers Our weapons of choice are fire and desire.”
Claire and Azah leave.
Britini – in terms of this all-girls alliance (French Kiss) you’re not a fan of it?
Tiffany – I don’t even want to talk about the girl’s alliance.. Frenchie started the girls alliance because he’s scared his a$$ is going on the block this week and he wants o make sure none of the girls vote against him and therefore he’ll be safe.
TIff – it’s not to protect us it’s to protect him

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Frenchie “Am I seriously the only one that’s been arrested here?”

8:25pm – 9:20pm Living room. The house guests are playing the never have I ever game.
Xavier – never have I ever had an@l.
Never have I ever been arrested. Frenchie – am I seriously the only one that’s been arrested here? Big Brother blocks the feeds.
Never have I ever had s*x in a movie theatre. Alyssa – Oh my god, I just said that I would want to.
Xavier – never have I ever had s*x in my parents bedroom.
Whitney is up to 40 or something.
Frenchie – Never have I ever f**ked a guy.
Big D – Never have I ever used a s*x toy.
Claire – Never have I ever worked in a retail store.
Brent – Never have I ever used a whip in bed. Whitney – you guys are lame. I’m on 30 now ..this round. Frenchie – if you’re not leaving marks you’re not creating sparks.

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“You remember black guy Devin who was waking people up in the middle of the night?.. you remember the bomb squad?”

5:47 pm DerekF and Tiffany
Tiff – you know who he reminds me of.. Who do you think?
DerekF – I want to say Dick
Tiff – he reminds me of the player that played the worst game
DerekF the worst?
Tiff – mmmhhmmm
DerekF – Ohh David
Tiff – DEVIN season 16 with when Derek won.. Cody? you remember the bomb squad?
DerekF – yea

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“You.. talk strategy with all these dudes.. now you want to cover your butt and start a girls alliance as a dude”

2:30 pm Azah and DerekF
Azah – It’s not in my best interest at all not at all
DerekF – to start a girl’s alliance?
Azah – to start something with him and 6 or 7 people for what? C’mon
Azah – I’m just going to fake it. This is the thing that gets me upset. He’s had BROS in his room for how many days and then today you’re going to pull up all the girls like you sit there and talk strategy with all these dudes this week you ain’t said nothing to me. He talks to Britni he talks to the other girls now you want to cover your butt and start a girls alliance as a dude

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Sarah “I think for my team the only target is Derek X because he put us through so much.”

7:15pm Bathroom – Hannah and Alyssa.
Hannah – I was just spending time with him and Kyland. We were in the hammock and it wasn’t for a very long time but then we went to the HOH room after and Frenchie was like I am very nervous about you. And I was like why? He was like just because of the people you surround yourself with. The people I surround myself with?! I’ve been talking to everyone. He was like well you and Christian have been getting really close. And I was like because I played in the Wildcard competition with him. We left the house for 3 and a half hours so we had all that extra time. Alyssa – you and something to bond about that you could talk about. Hannah – exactly. I was like I didn’t come here for a showmance.

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“Obviously, Alyssa is working with Frenchie If you get rid of Alyssa you’re getting rid of one of his numbers.”

1:49 pm ALyssa, Xavier, BIGD
Alyssa – I think I’m fine.. I hope so
Alyssa – Travis needs to stop being in the conversations. If I was Travis this is what I would do. I would hear that Alyssa is working obviously with Frenchie. He’s hearing all of it that I’m staying.. He would go to the girls. obviously, Alyssa is working with Frenchie If you get rid of Alyssa you’re getting rid of one of his numbers. If you keep me I’m a threat next week and you guys are good.. I would be like DAMN I want to keep him
Alyssa – he (Frenchie) needs to stop can we stop putting him in the conversations
DerekF – one of us have to get on that HOH next week

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“This flip-flopping back and forth sh1t is making it complicated.. everyone thinks you are the psychopath”

9:19 am HAve nots

Talking about last night’s conversations.
Christian – based on how we went to bed everything should go as planned again.. I was like DUDE Frenchie I’m sorry if you change any more plans this is so bad for your game.. everyone thinks you are the psychopath that keeps changing your plans

Xavier – Thank you
Christian – keep your sh1t together man
SB – he wanted to get out me, Christian, Alyssa, DerekX, Travis and now someone else (Forgot Brent)
Christian – sorry Travis you’re going
Xavier – he’s been talking about this HOH being hell.. It has but a lot of this has been self-inflicted wounds. Like Bro you put up two of the most likable people.. as pawns or BIG FISH .. like

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“I’m telling you guys this now My mind won’t change I am using the veto.”

3:45 am Frenchie, DerekX, Travis and BRent
Frenchie – here’s my thing at the end of the day I have to do what’s best in my game. I’m already feeling like I’m being threaten to put him (Travis ) up
Frenchie – If I threw a curveball like I did in the nominations that would leave me with boom boom and boom and one other that I trust.. that would leave four other people that I trust I would at least have four votes to staty next week.
Brent – you would also have Alyssa and Whitney..
Travis – and Tiffany
BRent – and HAnnah
DerekX – you would have Kyland

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