Adel Elseri

Drunk Jon strikes again “I will f*** my game to campaign to keep you here.. I’m telling you 100%”

April 11, 2014April 11, 2014 Simon 27 Comments

8:06pm HOH Neda and Jon
They briefly talk about Jon telling people neda hid the sugar, Neda is still made because of the damage it did to her game. Jon Apologizes again for it.
Jon swear to her on everything on his life he will never turn on NEda
Jon – “Neda you are the only person I care about in this house.. genuinely care about”
Jon – “I will f*** my game to campaign to keep you here.. I’m telling you right now I would 100%”
Jon tells her if they are not life long friends they he will be rattled

Heather joins them asks how was Sabrina’s talk outside. Jon moans says she offered him Rachelle and her as puppets all season.
Jon – Apparently Sarah said a bunch of sh!t about me.

Big Brother Canada 2 – HaveNot Competition RESULTS! Adel says My d**k shrivelled up and went in my b*tt!

April 11, 2014January 30, 2015 Dawg 23 Comments

3pm – 5:30pm Big Brother blocked the live feeds for the house guests to compete in the Have / Havenot competition! When the live feeds return – We learn that Heather, Neda, Rachelle and Arlie LOST the competition. Either Jon & Adel didn’t throw the competition or failed at being able to throw it. Do you think Rachelle will slip up again or purposefully eat candy again and punish the whole house?

In the bedroom – Neda says that was the greatest comeback ever! Rachelle says I can’t believe I am on slop again! Neda and Rachelle go over to Jon’s bed and start punching it like a punching bag. They scream as they punch it. Sabrina says that is going on the episode for sure! In the bathroom – Adel says think of the positive! How much did you lose on slop last time Heather? Heather says 10 pounds.

Arlie says back in the day when people would legit get stoned to f**king death for being homos*xu@l? Why would they choose it?!

April 11, 2014April 11, 2014 Dawg 55 Comments

12pm Up in the HOH room – Jon asks now I am wondering if when I was using the “Q-word” if Kenny was offended by that. Allison and Arlie both say no that Kenny was the one defending you. They talk about how the q word means weird and that’s how Jon was using it. Arlie says Kenny plays a straight man really well. Allison comments on how Kenny was straight man longer than he’s was a gay man. Allison says he was known to be quite the ladies man too. Jon says now he’s the man’s man. Arlie brings up the conversation about whether its a choice or not a choice .. you know like in certain countries like back in the day when people would legit get like stoned to f**king death for being homos*xual? Why would they choose it?! If they know that they might just get a stone bashed into their face? It would be like I would probably just stay with girls. Jon says yeah. If you think you are actually going to get murdered because of it.. and did get murdered because of it.

Arlie says when I complimented him on his cooking & muscles.. it was a game called pumping Andrew’s tires!

April 11, 2014January 30, 2015 Dawg 41 Comments

9:30am – 10:15am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Heather thinks today they’ll have a luxury competition or something. Jon says okay I still have a girlfriend if anyone was wondering. Jon goes to the bathroom and Adel asks what no hangover? Jon says nope! Adel heads to the bedroom and asks Allison what’s up with your hair? Were you dreaming of having s*x with Andrew! Adel asks why did they wake us up like they forgot to wake us up? Arlie says I don’t even want to have a havenot competition today! Jon says me neither. Jon tells Arlie if it was him he would go crush a huge breakfast.. anything you can get your hands on! Bacon! Eggs! Jon says holy sh*t Mumzie is gone! So is Brainer! Jon comments on how I can’t believe how much I bawled at that letter. Adel tells Allison it looks like you were sleeping in the slums. Allison asks are you making fun of me again. Adel says it looks like you crushed a few percocets and woke up a few hours later. Allison leaves. Arlie tells Adel how he used to compliment Andrew on his cooking and how big his muscles are..

Drunk Jon tells Allison “when it comes down to it.. 1 Hundo” he’s going against Neda

April 10, 2014April 11, 2014 Simon 63 Comments

12:15AM HOH Arlie, Allison and JON
Jon says he’s so drunk right now.. Arlie wants to go make a drink just something to sip on. Jon doesn’t want him to make a strong one.
Jon slurring – “I want one more strong one”

Jon says he’s so glad Allison is still in the game, “I’m so glad right now it’s all newf born and bred.. Ally don;’t f*** turn on me because of what Gordo said”
Allison – “Why would I ever do that”
Jon says he could have something Epic planned.
Allison – “Would you go against Neds”
Jon – “Huh what about her”
Allison – Are you actually going to go against her
Jon- “when it comes down to it 1 hundo”
Allison – Really

Jon – “We f*** steamrolled that, It was like BOOM ceya BOOM ceya BOOM ceya”

April 10, 2014April 10, 2014 Simon 44 Comments

11:12pm HOH Sl**py seconds + the gremlins
Everyone happy or at least acting happy. The girls say Jon’s girlfriend Janel le is hot. Sabrina and Rachelle tell them they are heading to the pee hot tub Allison says she might join them later. Sabrina says it’s amazing how the power shifts every week. Jon says he’s sipping rye all night and getting messed up.
The gremlins leave..
The sloppies start talking about how they just steamrolled the other side into the dirt. They congratulate themselves for getting out 3 strong players, Andrew, Sarah and Kenny. Adel is warning them about the gremlins says that they will be the ones voting for someone to win the in the end.

Big Brother Canada Season 2 Double Eviction Results

April 10, 2014April 10, 2014 Simon 115 Comments

DOUBLE EVICTION NIGHT!
Just a refresher in how double eviction works. (I’m not 100% sure how Big Brother Canada will do it this year so i’m going by BBCAN1 and the BBUS format. Safe to assume there will be a couple powers given out to Allison and Adel 😉
1) Allison and Sarah are nominated the house votes to evict one of them
2) HOH is played
3) Nominations are selected
4) POV is played
5) POV Ceremony
6) Houseguests vote to evict one of the nominees
7) Sometime late Thursday or Friday another HOH is played

Neda asks Jon about keeping Sarah.. It would be sh*t for our alliance but it would be good for us.

April 10, 2014April 10, 2014 Dawg 128 Comments

9:20am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. In the bathroom Rachelle that if she did go home today she would be excited. Sabrina says whatever happens, happens. Rachelle agrees. Sabrina starts doing Rachelle’s hair. Up in the HOH room – Jon tells Neda that he really doesn’t want to go home today. Neda says oh f**k that, you’re good. IN the main bedroom Neda asks Kenny if the US version of Big Brother had instant evictions? Kenny says the only one he saw was the one with Topaz on the Canadian one. Neda tells Sarah that what it came down to me. Your side is gunning for Jon and what it comes down to is keeping numbers on our side. Sarah says it’s okay. Sarah says this is huge move that at the end you can say you did this, this and this to get there. I don’t want to put any more pressure on you though. Neda heads to the HOH room to do her makeup with Heather. They talk about how much Andrew picked his nose. Heather leaves and Jon comes into the HOH.

Big Jon gets hit by a prank “That’s it you’re getting yeaster sheets tonight”

April 9, 2014April 9, 2014 Simon 33 Comments

11:02pm Neda and planning a prank on Jon.

Neda’s painting a tampon with red nail polish to put around his bed. Heather looks up at the camera and shushes us.
Once Jon leaves and Neda puts the tampons on the bed.. JOn get pissed because he thinks they are real. NEda laughs so hard she says she peed her pants. Jon has been threatening to put his “Yester Sheets” on Neda’s bed he say snow he’s going to do it. (Jon has a yeast infection)

Jon is really pissed at first because he thought they were real..

Sabrina listens in on some of this conversation and runs downstairs to tell Kenny, Sarah and Rachelle.

Neda asks Heather who do they cut from Slpy $econds First?

April 9, 2014April 9, 2014 Simon 27 Comments

8:55pm Neda and Heather hot tub

Heather says she’s worried about what will happen after Sarah and Kenny go home. What if a Gremlin wins after that, one of them will be going home.

Heather wishes Adel had his full power.
Neda is nervous about when it does get down to the six they will need to turn on each other.
Neda – “Heather we have to f*** win OK”
Heather – “We have to”
They agree the guys are strong, they wonder if the guys will take each other to the end or if they will bring the girls.

Kenny feels sorry for Rachelle calls Sabrina a “ridiculous discriminatory stupid f**** b1tch”

April 9, 2014April 9, 2014 Simon 47 Comments

7:44pm Kenny and Sarah bathroom

Talking about Sabrina, Kenny says Sabrina treats Rachelle like crap. Sarah agrees adds that Sabrina doesn’t know she’s treating people like crap just like she doesn’t think she was campaigning against Andrew.

Sarah brings up that it must be daunting for Kenny because it’s win or die for him.
Kenny says he’s going to go f*** crazy, mentions how Sabrina asked him if he wins HOH they can sleep in his HOH room every night. Kenny: “I’m like not every night”

Adel says I just know 1 billion percent there isn’t 1 fact you can find where people were born gay.

April 9, 2014April 9, 2014 Dawg 148 Comments

4:10pm Neda tells Adel hey I remember my 3/4 shorts .. I was in grade 6! Neda tries to say something funny but messes it up. Jon says it right and saying Deli is that Arlie’s hand or pen!$ touching your arm? Jon asks which is it? Arlie says both. Neda says I love how there’s so much room between you Adel and the end of the couch and your sitting so close to Arlie. Adel then lays out beside Arlie in the opposite direction.

Adel starts talking about Sabrina comparing her necklace to his Quran again. Allison says I don’t know for sure but I don’t think she meant it that way. Adel why do you always try to defend her. Allison never mind. The conversation turns to talking about being gay. Neda asks so when did you realize you were straight. Adel says I just know 1 billion percent there isn’t 1 fact you can find where people were born gay. If you believe in evolution than right there you contradict yourself. Allison says there are lots of animals that partake in homosexual activity. Neda says just because it just doesn’t reproduce doesn’t mean its not right.

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