Michie and Holly Flip? “If they’re smart enough to be thinking long term, not these next couple weeks”

Cliff needs to shut up he ruined any chance of something big happening. Quit saying your gonna do this or that he is weak he would let one of those assholes run his hoh again I wouldn’t depend on him rooting for Nicole Sam Nick rest or and I can’t believe I’m using this word doodoos lmao

when bella is evicted i wonder how she will feel when finding out about nick only hooking up with her as a consolation prize

I heard jack was making racist comments, is there truth to that? I am over this asshats….

Okay. Let’s go back in time to Friday for the episode edit…. so camera whore tommy is crying with tinkly piano. eyeroll.
oh look. it’s Crusty has a moral dilemma. Yay??? Nick is talking about karma being a bitch pre-veto. oh. Cringe… or we could assume that Nick thinks Crusty’s middle name is karma given his post veto ceremony opinion. Slightly less cringe but still cringe.
Will they show slop volunteers? They showed Jackson putting up his hand to volunteer for have not. They better be snaking us and planning a repercussion. They aren’t. They should. They won’t.
Cliff’s d/r pre veto… oh the crow he’s going to have to eat unless they edit it in a convoluted way.
Fabio explains his power like it’s a game changer. yeah… switched out Holly for Sis and Jess for Kat. That totally changed the trajectory of the game.
I still think Tommy’s show yell sounds like edith bunker and gilbert gottfried had their dna spliced.
what’s worse? sam’s d/r voice or Jack’s d/r script? tbd. Oh Sis thinks she’s not a floater. of course not. She’s not even a coaster. She’s a pillowcase. But hey, she’s a pillowcase with about 10 more d/r appearances than Beth. Poor Beth. the only time she gets called to the d/r is when they are handing out rash cream.
Jackson of course wins veto in a individual time comp. not saying it. okay i’m saying it, easiest to fix. i said it.
Crusty’s i’m being bullied stuff. after she gave her word and now doesn’t want to. Go brussels sprouts! Reality of what she took offense to: he said once you give it to me, your role is over, and i name the replacement. that doesn’t sit well with the magic bladder that must be in the centre of all.
Crow eating time, Jellyfish, you’re crow is waiting. Table for one. Don’t worry. It’s right next to a table for six (well five and a shower stall full of pizza boxes).
Cliff d/r’s about the stubborn side that wanted to break his promise. Yeah. that didn’t happen. Sorry episode only folk. That wasn’t really a thing much.
At this point, everyone knows Bella is going on the block. so the Jackson d/r is superfluous beyond words to make his danger seem more present to get episoders to worry… about the nice young man they see in edits. It was never a thing. On so many levels never a thing.
Wait. Holly got a reaction close up shot after Bella was put on the block. and it was vacant. over foundationed and a bit jaundiced looking no expression at all vacant. well, that’s pretty telling.

Jack: Jessica you are the best
Jessica: you got my vote lmao these people are dumb as hell

Catching up a bit.
Christie mentions that Holly said Jackson is going through something, and is worried he might be in trouble, so he’s been off for all day. (my thought: yeah, off eating or wearing dark glasses so he can nap or off taking hot showers). Will they do a punishment to flip the script and get the tmz target off the show? I still have my doubts.
Nick told Kat and Jackson everything Christie has been saying about Jackson. Wasn’t on feeds so it’s retell only. odd. Kat must have been worried, because she’s had those convos with both Christie and Holly when it comes to Jackson.
Kat has told Jess that Nick outed Christie, but i’m not sure if she told Christie. Christie already knows she is Nick’s target. Kat wanted to oust Jackson if she won hoh, but now she is scared to do it.
Nick has vacillated. At last thought, he would put up Tommy and Jack in order to make Christie lose her power or lose an ally, even if it meant Sam on the block and gone. But he’s been through a few versions now. Nicks retell to Bella is he told Jackson Christie wants him out because he’s terrible to women and an a$$hole (my thought: not exactly a lie, he’s not exactly a catch unless it’s a rash or the Grod’s personal masturbatory fantasy edit version).
Sam told Bella the whole save is a sham, so Bella is planning to go scorched earth in her speech i think. If only she went balls out tonight, instead of leaving them in the HOH shower that they borrowed from Cliff. This is before Nick retell of the Jackson reveal.
I’m still in the 80% Bella goes camp. I’m still in the 0% f’s given about which one goes.
Bella has already told Cliff that Nick has been telling Jackson that Christie is after him. clock is ticking before Cliff reveals.
Kat has already told Jess. clock is ticking before one of them reveals.
This is becoming less and less about Jack, and more and more about Christie. Her magic bladder must be in heaven.
Last check in regard to the endurance hoh comp coming: Tommy will throw HOH. Jessica will try in HOH (same difference).
Jackson, Sam, Nick, Nicole were trying for sure.
Christie was 70/30 in trying for it. She thinks her power will save her so she’s not likely to try as hard without and outside stimulus.
Beth and pillowcase (i have such a hard time imagining either actually having hoh and doing d/r. They’d need nametags or a scrollbar to introduce them).
Kat will Kat. who knows. She’d like the room and the camera time.

Added: weird thing. the same people on twitter that were calling for her execution last week for the way she treated Kemi and Nicole are now calling Bella qween. how…. whu???