Big Brother Canada: Tom says it’s not like I was er$ct and working with it, it was just a limp di*k.

2:55pm In the bedroom Gary, Suzette and Danielle are talking about relationships. Gary says that he is a momma’s boy. Suzette says that she is so glad that you mom accepts you for who you are. Both Gary and Danielle hope that they find someone from being on the show. They also hope they find fame and that they get an agent after the show.

3pm – 3:30pm In the kitchen the house guests are hanging out making food to eat and talking about random things. Meanwhile, up in the HOH room Jillian and Emmett are hanging out. Jillian says that she is going to do a workout, have a swim. Then asks Emmett to plan the day. Emmett says well I don’t think anything is going to happen today. Emmett lays back in the bed to listen to music. Jillian heads downstairs and then comes back up. They lay on the bed together. Emmett laughs and says you actually thought I was 21 last night. Jillian says oh my god, my heart stopped .. I was like what am I doing. Emmett says would you have given me the boot? Jillian says that he really got her. The conversation turns to talking about Jillian being a substitute teacher.

3:35pm Alec, Topaz, Aneal, Andrew, Danielle and Peter are all sitting on the couches in the backyard talking about random stuff like high school friends. Tom comes out to join them for a few minutes. Tom talks about how his c*ck was seen by the cameras before the live feeds started. They others wonder why he doesn’t care. Tom says it’s not like I was er$ct and working with it ..it was just a limp di*k.

3:50pm Danielle, Jillian and Gary are in the bathroom talking about how much they dislike Aj and how they want to nominate him. Jillian leaves that bathroom and Gary tells Danielle if he wins HOH he is going to put up Jillian.

4pm – 4:15pm Liza and Tom are whispering on the backyard couch. Liza tells Tom that both Gary and Danielle told her they want to get Tom out. Liza asks what are they thinking telling me, you’re my cuddle buddy. Tom says maybe they were just trying to see if you would tell me. Liza says I don’t think so I just think they are stupid. Emmett joins them. Liza tells Emmett that Aneal never said your name, Danielle, Gary and Suzette said your name. Tom says that Aneal will realize that we saved him and that he owes us. Liza talks about how Danielle has already rubbed it out a couple times when she was alone in the bedroom. Tom tells Emmett that if he wins HOH he is going to put up Suzette and Aneal. Tom says that he already told Aneal that he would be the pawn. Emmett tells Tom that he needs to refrain from telling people that before your HOH because then if you don’t win they have something to use against you. Tom leaves. Emmett and Liza continue to talk. Liza cautions Emmett about how they have to stick together and not turn on each other or it is going to be a sh*t show!

4:15pm – 4:20pm Gary and Danielle are in the bathroom making fun of Emmett. Danielle says that Emmett and Jillian aren’t even a good looking couple, they don’t look good together. They said their the all american couple but they aren’t. Gary says you and Emmett would be the all american couple. Danielle and Gary talk about evicting Jillian and how much of a mess Emmett will be. Danielle says she’ll tell him to get a tattoo about it. They start laughing about how dumb the farm tattoo is on Emmett’s arm. Gary says he’s got cows on his arm. Imagine him at a bar, what are those? COWS! Danielle asks where’s the chicken and the pig? They both laugh. Gary makes fun of Jillian’s crows feet and then says that her friends are ugly. Danielle says those are her sisters. They both laugh.

4:25pm – 4:35pm Tom and Liza talk getting Jillian out 8th or 9th. Tom says we will put up Topaz and Alec and back door Jillian. Liza is worried about the way Tom is talking because that would mean that she is the only girl left in the house. She says then you guys will get rid of me because I am the only girl.

4:45pm Big Brother tells the house guests that they are on an indoor lock down. They wonder if they are setting up for a reward challenge.

5:05pm – 5:40pm All the boys in the kitchen get in a circle and pray for a reward in the backyard. Tom calls for Gary. He says if you have a peni$ you need to get over here and pray with us. Tom gives the prayer “Dear old football gods or any other manly gods out there, we pray that there is some type of booze / pizza / carbs out there for the brothers we have on slop and for the brothers that need a drink. Bless us righteously!” The house guests continue to chat about random things while other house guests cook food. Tom explains to Alec and Andrew how eating pinapple makes your load taste sweeter and celery makes you have huge loads. Alec asks really? Tom says yeah its an old p*rn star trick. In the kitchen, Topaz is complaining to Gary about having to have cold showers. She says that she is going to boil water and wash her “a$$ crack, cooch and pits.

5:45pm – 6:15pm Danielle is in the bathroom complaining to Talla about how she doesn’t know if she can do this any more. She says that if she was on slop right now she would just give up. She says that this fu*king sucks, I don’t know why I signed up for this … I am in such a bad mood. I can’t stand how boring it is in here, some days we have challenges and then other days we have nothing to do. I can’t fu*king stand some people in here! Talla asks who? Tom? Danielle says yeah he is such a fu*king ignorant b*tch! Big Brother cuts the live feeds. Gary joins them.

6:20pm Danielle, Talla, Jillian and Gary are sitting at the kitchen table chatting. Danielle comments on how she still needs to come up with a speech for eviction night. She says maybe I will just say I am not going home so it doesn’t matter what I say. Jillian says yeah at that point you could say that. Jillian and Gary go up the her HOH room to look through her closet to pick out stuff for the fashion show tonight.

6:35pm – 6:40pm Jillian and Emmett talk game in the HOH room. Jillian feels like she burned a lot of bridges this week. Emmett says that he can scare Aneal into doing whatever they want.