Big Brother 13 Spoilers – If Jeff could be Black for a day “I would be a BIG BLACK MUSCLE head I would walk into the hood and be like WUD UP DOG”

 

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9:00pm Pool table Jeff and Jordan it’s “obvi” they are stressed about finding out that some members of the Newb Faction are targeting them… Jeff is being a bit short and Jordan has stopped talking to everyone outside the vets inner circle.



8:55pm Backyard Most the house is milling around the backyard Dani is talking about dating Nick and how he said the sweetest things to her while on the show but once they got out he started trying to control her life. She mentions a time when he was trying to get her not to go to Post Big Brother event. Dani says he a nice guys but he’s….. (Feeds cut)



9:15pm Hot tub Keith, Adam, Cassi, Lawon,
They start talking about all the weight adam has lost, he says he’s 220 now.. he once weighed 350+lbs. He brings up his hair He lost his hair in 2002 before that he had massive long hair he. He went from a 44 waist and now he’s a 36 he wanted to get to 225 and now he’s 220. They all congratulate him. Dom asks if he stopped drinking to lose the weight.. Adam: “I never was a big drinker so it wasn’t a huge deal” keith asks about the cigarette. Adam: “Thats next thing i’m working on it”
Adam: “My nutritionist is metal head.. we talk 1/2 metal then 1/2 nutrition”
Dom: “I love seeing how how happy you are” .. Adam smiles yeah.
Dom asks Adam what does show time want to see right now? Adam: “They want us to talk game, fight and get naked”





9:20pm Kitchen Jeff and Dani Jeff is going on and on about the “Hot Tub Alliance” (Dom, cassi, Lawon) he says that the other side is screwed because even if they put Jeff and Jordan up then Brendon and Rachel will probably get to compete in the POV and they’ll have to put one of their own up as a replacement. Jeff discounts the other groups ability to win comps, he only thinks Dom and cassi can win anything.

Jeff: “I think they think they have the votes nailed down” He continues by telling Dani that Adam came to him today and told him that he has Adam’s vote. Jeff doesn’t think that Adam is really thinking things through. Dani: “I think they want Keith gone i’m not worried” She points out that Keith has pissed everyone off. She says it’s funny how the newbs are not evening trying to hid their alliance by always hanging out together. Jeff is pretty sure that they have Shelly and Kalia and there’s not really any one in the newb camp beside Dom and Cassi that can or want to win comps. (Jeff has turned into Brendon) . Jeff so you’re in the jury house no matter what? Dani;” i guess so” Jeff “must be BLANK nice” Dani “not really it still sucks”
Dani: “you gotta think if we can get Dom out next week then all there is is Cassi”
Jeff “it’ll be a stupid competition that lawon wins”
Dani:” I think this golden key twist is stupid”
Jeff:” it’s hard.. 4 weeks of this BLANK”..

Lawon walks in they start chatting about working out.



9:45pm Drinking game They got 12 beers instead of 6 beers and 2 bottles of wine. Rachel really wants to play some drinking games she suggests Flip cup.. Porsche wants to play big booty..



10:00pm backyard Lawon, Jordan, Kalia, Cassi, JJ Kalia is talking a mile a minute about going to a all black school and how much fun it was because she was surrounded by black people. Lawon said we went to a mostly black school and didn’t like it one bit. She comments that Keith told her he doesn’t think that’s right but she understands that someone like him would saw that because he told her he only dates white women. Kalia says her sister is a doctor and all the women in her family went to college for 3 generations. Jordan says the last person to go to college in her family was her Aunt. Her mom told Jordan that if she finished school she would throw Jordan the biggest party of her life. Jordan: “if I could be a black person I would be Halle berry or Beyonce” Kalia says she’d be a low key white girl, like Rachel McAdams not like angelina Jolie. Jeff: “I would be a BIG BLACK MUSCLE head I would walk into the hood and be like WUD UP DOG” He tells them a story about when he worked for a foreclosure company and he had to go into the hood this guy walked up to him and said “WUD UP… i’m just screwing with ya white boy go about you’re business”



11:00pm Backyard Drinking Game Shenanigans

Rachel proposes to Jeff Jeff says no


13 thoughts to “Big Brother 13 Spoilers – If Jeff could be Black for a day “I would be a BIG BLACK MUSCLE head I would walk into the hood and be like WUD UP DOG””

  1. Three things I have learned tonight watching BBAD. 1. Porsche has a big butt. 2. Adam can’t pour a beer for s#it. 3. Brendon is a complete twinkle-toes. He twirled with so much joy! SN: Hate to hear about ED’s news. Hope all is well with him. Was really looking forward to seeing him this season!

  2. Adam: “They want us to talk game, fight and get naked”

    YES, I want to see some Tig Ol Bitties, Porsche’s and Cassi fat booties….. GET NAKEDS NAO

  3. Ok,People listen there might be some bad news Tiger Woods is making an announcement. People say he might be retiring from GOLF and moving.I say that too he might be retiring but you never know.

  4. all of the newbies turning against each other is so frustrating.. even shelly’s getting in on it now.
    and am i the only one that finds the fact that rachel is outraged at cassi for wanting brenchel out of the house hilarious? what did she expect? hahahahaha
    i love the cassi and dom team but they need to pluck up the common sense to stop isolating themselves from the rest of the house.. they keep saying they need to chill on the game talk and yet all they do is cuddle and have sharing hour in the hammock.

  5. also, brenchel says cassi and dom are their only threats in competition and then rachel calls her a ‘super floater’ …you..make…sense a lot.

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