Big Broter 11 Spoilers – Jordan warns them “Jeff’s Horny” Russell “we all are”

10:45pm – 11:45pm Backyard Jeff, Jordan, Russell on the couch, Kevin and Natalie playing pool. Jeff is telling them about friends he had that would go to Italy once a year. They were really into wine and would make their own. The wine was very strong like twice as strong normal. Russell wants to try it. Kevin asks them if you brew your own beer do you have the equipment to make your own wine. Jeff says no you need a press and a barrel to stomp on the grapes. Russell is bummed that they don’t have any beer. Jeff thinks maybe they should open his Head of Household wine.. Jordan thinks they should wait until production gives them more than they can double it up. Jeff “you want to double up so we can make bad decisions” Jordan and Russell laugh. Jordan “Jeff’s Horny” Russell “we all are horny”…

Jeff says he has always been glad to see people’s HOH rooms even the Ronnie the rats. Russell mentions when he was HOH he forgot to feed the fish for 3 days and when he did they were almost jumping out of the tank. They talk about thing they would like to do, Jeff brings up the wine again saying he wants to make some, Russell says he wants to go into a shark cage and swim with the sharks. Jordan is scared to do that she says she’s worried that the sharks will open the cage and get her. Jeff and Russell laugh, Russell “How do they open the cage they don’t have finger?” Jordan knows that she’s just worried that something bad will happen. Jordan telling them about her Diary Room session and what she says about Jeff. Russell says of course they are you guys are the shomance this year. Jeff “No we’re for sure not in a showmance”. Jordan agrees but doesn?t have a word for what they are in. Coo coo Magoo come and joins them. They asking her if she was sleeping, she says no she was in the diary room. Jeff “WHAT! you were in there for like an hour!” They start talking about tanning tomorrow and Jeff thinks they should just spend the day in the sun. Michelle points out that Jeff isn’t as dark anymore.

Russell: “me and my buddies always bring flasks when we go out” Jeff “that?s smart I don’t do that maybe I?ll start ”
Russell “I have to cause I buy so many drink for other people” Jordan “so do I, even for people that are not my friends i buy them drinks” They go on and on about alcohol.. Jordan says she like to buy people Baby Guinness shots.. Jeff
and Russell both agree they like potato vodka. Jordan “i like having a couple of shot of tequila it gets in my blood makes me get going.” Jordan telling a story about how when she was drunk, she got into a cab and two guys got in to and they ended up going to breakfast with each other. Jeff tells them about a strip bar that serves breakfast “dude your eating eggs and has browns and the girls are topless dancing around”

Jeff leaves to get tea when he comes back they start talking about slogans. Russell says Lydia’s slogan is “epic” he than says Jeff your slogan is “TUNA!”. Jeff says thats not a slogan thats how I say that word. Jeff “Dude you know the picture I have on my cell phone is me holding a giant Tuna!” Russell is laughing himself silly.. Jeff tells them a story about being in Mexico with his girl at the time and he had just caught this Tuna and all he had was his Phone to take the picture. Jordan get called in the Diary room… Kevin now in the hot tub with PP.

Russell asks Michelle what she does on the weekend. She says not much because she works on the weekend. She stat talking about how her rats at work. They ask her if she’s ever thought about saving a rat. She explains that early in her PhD she wanted to save this batch of rats because she thought it was going to be her last one, She thought she would be spending her career working with mice. Her boss found out that the rats were still alive and told her to dispose of them. She adds that the rats are very expensive to keep and feed and its a major cost for her research lab.

11:45pm Jordan show them her scar form her breast implants.