Big Brother 11 Spoilers – Michelle and Jordan talk about going after Kevin, and acting like they’re not together so that Kevin and Nat don’t suspect a thing….

10:45am Big Brother Time: Is up and in the bathroom and then heads back to red bedroom ..turns on lights in there and straightening her bed covers then..heads back out to kitchen ..puts something in micro…then heads up to HOH room. In the pool room Jeff Jordan and Michelle are still sleeping.
 

11:20 am Big Brother Time: Jeff is up and talking to Nat in the Red Bedroom, asking her again “so where you at?” Nat: you keep asking me the same thing over and over and I keep saying the same thing. I don’t know. I feel like making a deal with Michele is making a deal with the devil. Jeff: you’re not making a deal with her, you’re making a deal with me. What do you have to lose. Jeff: how are you going to feel next week if you don’t make the deal and Michele comes after you next week and takes you out? Nat: If it weren’t for Michele, I’d be in 100%. Michele’s so scheisty. (Again repeats that she can’t trust Michele. Jeff: don’t you think she’d tell me if it’s not true? Then we both got got. then it flips. Nat: I don’t know Jeff: that means I got got too. Nat: she said earlier in the game, if you believe me, you’re stupid. Jeff: but she’s out of options. Nat: if it were anyone else, Jordan, but it’s Michelle. Jeff: I’ll reassure her too… Nat: can we all three talk later. Jeff: oh yeah, for sure. Jeff gets up and then says: she’s coming right now. Jeff says to Michelle: where are you at for tomorrow. She’s nervous that… Michelle says of course I am. Especially because you seem down and out for the count right now (Nat is in bed). Nat laughs. Repeats “if it was anyone but you.” Jeff: how can she reassure you? Nat: the last time she made me offers, she went back the first chance. Jeff: sometimes people need a second chance. Michelle says she needs to take a chance. Nat says “she’s going to say you got got” Jeff: then I’ll be mad. Because that’s my line (laughing) Mich: my whole goal is to get Kevin out. Nat: if you guys stay and you guys try and compete, there’s nothing I can do. Jeff: I’d rather take my chance at POV then go home. Michelle she trusts you not me. Jeff: why would she offer you that? Jeff saying he’d come after Michele if she flipped. Michelle says I’m not stupid. I can’t win everything (ha ha) like a superhero. Jeff leaves. Michelle: seriously, your position right now is really good. Nat: if I could be guaranteed, then I would do it. It’s about trust. I don’t trust anyone at this point in the game. I don’t even trust Kevin. Michelle: well, we have to trust you too. Nat: yeah, but it starts with you. Michelle tells her she’s throwing away the safety of HOH. Nat: I’ll think about it. I’m not going to talk to anybody else unless they give me a heating pad. Michelle: I hear you. It sucks to have to run around when you have it. Nat says she’s passed out twice at work because she was in so much pain (from her period). I am getting to that point right now without a heating pad. Michelle: they really need to hook that up for you. Feel better! Michelle leaves and is now heading to the bathroom ,where Jeff is. Jeff says to Michelle: is she going to think about it Michelle: yeah. Kevin has been sitting outside while all of this has been going down.
 

11:30am Big Brother Time: Jeff and Michelle brushing teeth in the bathroom. Big Brother says Jeff, please move your microphone higher (on necklace, he is shirtless) Michele: (in BB voice) “because we would like to hear you brushing your teeth.” Michele and Jeff in bathroom. Michelle: did you get any sleep last night? Jeff: yeah, I just had to get up 100 times to pee. I don’t know what that was about. Jeff then left the bathroom and walked through the Red Room where Kevin had just joined Nat, who is again saying that she will not speak until she gets a heating pad. I’m in silence. I’m not talking to anyone until Big Brother gives me my heating pad. Jeff has joined Jordan in pool room, asking her if she wants pancakes.
 

11:35 am Big Brother Time: Kevin is now talking at Natalie in the bed. She did tell him that they had already been in to talk to her. Kevin is baiting Nat to speak in a jokey way saying “oh my God, she’s serious!….Which N-Sync singer do you think is the cutest? I totally think …. is.” Kevin gets up saying he is going to microwave a gel pack that Nat has “while production support goes …” Nat snapped at Kevin earlier that it was not a heating pad, she already told them that. He had told her it was going to take them, like, 5 hours to drive out to Rite Aid. Jeff is in bed with Jordan on Cams 1 and 3, trying to kiss her under the covers, I think because she just said “I haven’t brushed my teeth yet!” He jokes that she is gross, but he is staying under the covers with her. Jordan says that she forgot she’d put on mascara the night before. Jeff says “let me see” and she says “naaoow!” he leans back and says “yamahama! fright night!” They’re not walking about how much Jeff has had to pee, and how much he drinks. He’s joking saying he should stop complaining all the time and just suck it up and get up and pee. He says it’s a compliment that he’s complaining to her because it means he likes her. Jeff and Jordan still joking around, saying they’re not going to fight today. Jeff: ‘oop, did you just roll your eyes? There you go, our first fight of the day” Meanwhile, Kevin is heating up the gel pad for Nat in the microwave and heads back in and gives it to her. She won’t reach out and take it from his hand. She finally did and says “thank you Kevin, but, hot water is hotter than this.” Kevin: try it! She makes a face and puts her hands up to her face, furrowing her brows. Kevin settled back down for a bit and then Big Brother says: Kevin, please exchange your microphone for one in the storage room.
 
11:40am Big Brother Time: Kevin is back in red bedroom now with Nat in bed, silent, and Michele. Michelle said “G’morning.” He told her it’s kind of patchy outside. Kevin: do they call you when you need to blog? Michelle: yep. You haven’t blogged or twittered? Kevin: I’ve twittered. Michelle: and you’ll get your camera today. Jeff and Jordan are whispering game in the pool room. Jordan says that she’ll convince Nat if she wins the veto and Kev and Mich are up there (on the block) to vote Michele out. She’s keeping this to herself. Jeff: yeah, for sure. Jordan: if they ask, I’ll just say I don’t know. Jeff says something about people just jumping onto her side. Jordan: what time did you say it was? Jeff: almost noon. I’m going to get up. It’s my last day here, you know? So I don’t want to spend it in bed. Jeff heads out of the room, belching mid-sentence saying he wants to kinda (burp) eat something first. Jordan now out of bed too. Jeff and Jordan in bathroom, he heads to the kitchen. She says she doesn’t want banana pancakes. Maybe Jeff could make hamburger steaks? He asks what that is and she says hamburgers in a pan and not on a bun. Jordan and Michelle are talking about the forest fires in California, and how one had been set by an arson. Jordan is in the shower stall, not water on, asking Michelle if people there in California aren’t very phased by the fires as long as no homes are in fire and Michele says she hasn’t lived there long enough to know. Michelle has finished changing out of her pjs and into shorts and tank top now. Jordan: did you get any sleep. Michelle: yeah. Jordan is now out of stall in bikini top and shorts, with t-shirt in hands, putting it on. Michele still looking through her cabinet in the bathroom, saying she’s missing all of her scrunchies. Jordan gives her one. Michelle heads out of bathroom and into backyard and then back in. Jeff still looking in the storage room fridge for something.
 

12pm Big Brother Time: Michelle heads back in to the bathroom, and reports to Jordan that it’s kind of overcast. Michelle: is that ok for tanning? Can you still get tan? Jordan: yeah. I hate it when it’s like that. Jordan is burshing her teeth, Jeff standing in front of the open fridge door in kitchen now. Still looking for something. Jeff, Jordan, and Michele have been in the kitchen just chit-chatting away. Jeff has mentioned his suit case a couple of times. Jeff is cooking, Jordan is sitting at the counter munching away on Teddy Grahams. Michele mentioned that her comforter smells like fried chicken and Jordan said “I think you should wash that.” Michele goes to get it and some other laundry in the SS room, and offers to do laundry for others. She’s taking it out to the backyard now. Jeff and Jordan being pretty cute with each other, but also a little snippy. Big Brother says Natalie, please go to the diary room. Nat back with Kevin in the red bedroom, talking about having only 2 temporary heating pads. She doesn’t think you can use the plug-in kind of heating pads. Kevin: what about a hot water boil, where you boil the thing? Nat: that’s another option. Kevin: one of the old school ones. Nat: yeah. Kevin asks her if she wants him to reheat that one, and she says “yeah.” long pause. “please.” as he gets up and takes it away. Nat alone and says: I swear I’m going to DIE!! Kevin’s in the kitchen reheating the pad in the microwave. Jeff, Jordan, and Michelle still there preparing food.

Jeff and Jordan in the backyard talking about Michelle, saying that she’s one way one minute, and one way another minute. Jeff agrees, they say she’s cool one minute, then all weird the next, then paranoid the next, then all cocky the next. Jordan says “maybe she’s bipolar.” Jordan: she is very very different. Nat and Kevin are in the red bedroom recounting Jeff’s conversation with Nat this morning, where Nat told Jeff that she doesn’t trust Michele and he again offered her the deal. Nat is eating a Twinky. Big Brother says: Jordan, please go to the diary room. Nat said something but couldn’t hear. Nat says she doesn’t like the soups here, but she needs warm stuff all day. “You don’t understand” if she doesn’t take care of herself today, then she’ll be completely out of commission tomorrow. Tomorrow she’ll be curled up in a ball. Kevin says hopefully, it’s a quick little HOH. Nat says so, Michelle came and said …. Jeff said if Michele didn’t lay down for the HOh and give it to Natalie, he would come after Michelle personally, and Michelle said she wouldn’t do that.
 
Jeff and Michelle in the backyard Jeff asks are you really going to blow it? Michelle says Yeah. I’ll fall of a ramp. Jeff says If I’m going to throw it, I’m going to throw it in style. They’re joking that they can take each other out during the comp, maybe running right at each other. Jeff says “no, then we’ll hurt ourselves.” Michelle laughing about all of her scars, she has one from hosting the veto comp where she got her arm stuck in something. Michele saying she had a dream about the Amazing Race comp where they had to get tattoos, and they made her do it on Big Brother. Michelle anyone who makes it to the final 2 is a winner. Jeff says that’s how I see it. Michelle says I’ve watched the show for so many years. That’s fucking amazing. Jeff says I was Natalie would fucking roll. Cause we have such a good chance against her. I just have to talk to her a little bit more. Michelle now saying that she has to tell Nat about what happened before when she put Nat up, because she thought that Jessie was going to be there. Jeff says you have to earn her trust back. And she’s really in no shape to play. Michelle asks did they ask you? from Jordan. Jordan says about tvs and not having cable? Michelle says oh, that’s another question. Jordan says and they asked me what I think you thought about my word Gucci. Jord saying that she then said they should do a makeover for Michelle and then she’ll walk out and say “Gucci!” Big Brother says Jordan, you’re not allowed to talk about your diary room sessions. Jordan continues a bit, quickly.
 

12:50pm – 1:45pm Big Brother Time: Jordan is in the pool. Michelle is eating food, and heading to pool. Jeff is throwing ball into pool. Michelle: “It feels like 110 out here.” Jeff applying sunscreen. Michelle and Jeff now have their feet in the pool. Big Brother says: “Kevin, please go to the Diary Room.” Jeff, Jordan and Michelle discussing what they heard about the house before they moved in. Michelle says she heard this year was going to be nudist Big Brother season…(LOL) Jeff, Jordan and Michelle talking about when they auditioned for Big Brother. Nat is shuffling cards in the red bedroom. Back out side they are talking about Ronnie, making fun of his interview with Julie. Michelle says she hopes Julie hates Ronnie. Jordan says “I like when Barbara Streisand does interviews.” Michelle says “Barbara Streisand?” Jordan says “I mean Barbara Walters!” Jordan is tanning in hammock, Jeff and Michelle is in the pool. No one is talking to each other. Nat is napping in the red bedroom now. Jordan talks to Michelle about who she’s voting to evict. Jordan tells Michelle she will try her hardest if Jeff leaves because she wont be distracted by him. Jordan hopes that whatever the outcome is, she hopes Jeff sticks with Michelle if Jordan leaves. Jordan says Kevin will win if hes in the final 2, says Kevin has Russell’s vote. Michelle says she thinks that’s F*****D, but she doesn’t know. Jeff says Kevin is more concerned with getting Jeff out, rather than winning himself. Michelle tells Jordan shes not mad at her. Jordan says Nat told her if Michelle is the POV Winner, shes going after Jordan. Michelle and Jordan are talking about going after Kevin together and acting like they’re not together so that Kevin and Nat don’t suspect that they would take each other to final 2.