Month: April 2014

Jon – “We f*** steamrolled that, It was like BOOM ceya BOOM ceya BOOM ceya”

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11:12pm HOH Sl**py seconds + the gremlins
Everyone happy or at least acting happy. The girls say Jon’s girlfriend Janel le is hot. Sabrina and Rachelle tell them they are heading to the pee hot tub Allison says she might join them later. Sabrina says it’s amazing how the power shifts every week. Jon says he’s sipping rye all night and getting messed up.
The gremlins leave..
The sloppies start talking about how they just steamrolled the other side into the dirt. They congratulate themselves for getting out 3 strong players, Andrew, Sarah and Kenny. Adel is warning them about the gremlins says that they will be the ones voting for someone to win the in the end.

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Big Brother Canada Season 2 Double Eviction Results

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DOUBLE EVICTION NIGHT!
Just a refresher in how double eviction works. (I’m not 100% sure how Big Brother Canada will do it this year so i’m going by BBCAN1 and the BBUS format. Safe to assume there will be a couple powers given out to Allison and Adel 😉
1) Allison and Sarah are nominated the house votes to evict one of them
2) HOH is played
3) Nominations are selected
4) POV is played
5) POV Ceremony
6) Houseguests vote to evict one of the nominees
7) Sometime late Thursday or Friday another HOH is played

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Neda asks Jon about keeping Sarah.. It would be sh*t for our alliance but it would be good for us.

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9:20am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. In the bathroom Rachelle that if she did go home today she would be excited. Sabrina says whatever happens, happens. Rachelle agrees. Sabrina starts doing Rachelle’s hair. Up in the HOH room – Jon tells Neda that he really doesn’t want to go home today. Neda says oh f**k that, you’re good. IN the main bedroom Neda asks Kenny if the US version of Big Brother had instant evictions? Kenny says the only one he saw was the one with Topaz on the Canadian one. Neda tells Sarah that what it came down to me. Your side is gunning for Jon and what it comes down to is keeping numbers on our side. Sarah says it’s okay. Sarah says this is huge move that at the end you can say you did this, this and this to get there. I don’t want to put any more pressure on you though. Neda heads to the HOH room to do her makeup with Heather. They talk about how much Andrew picked his nose. Heather leaves and Jon comes into the HOH.

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Big Jon gets hit by a prank “That’s it you’re getting yeaster sheets tonight”

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11:02pm Neda and planning a prank on Jon.

Neda’s painting a tampon with red nail polish to put around his bed. Heather looks up at the camera and shushes us.
Once Jon leaves and Neda puts the tampons on the bed.. JOn get pissed because he thinks they are real. NEda laughs so hard she says she peed her pants. Jon has been threatening to put his “Yester Sheets” on Neda’s bed he say snow he’s going to do it. (Jon has a yeast infection)

Jon is really pissed at first because he thought they were real..

Sabrina listens in on some of this conversation and runs downstairs to tell Kenny, Sarah and Rachelle.

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Neda asks Heather who do they cut from Sl*p*y $econds First?

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8:55pm Neda and Heather hot tub

Heather says she’s worried about what will happen after Sarah and Kenny go home. What if a Gremlin wins after that, one of them will be going home.

Heather wishes Adel had his full power.
Neda is nervous about when it does get down to the six they will need to turn on each other.
Neda – “Heather we have to f*** win OK”
Heather – “We have to”
They agree the guys are strong, they wonder if the guys will take each other to the end or if they will bring the girls.

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Kenny feels sorry for Rachelle calls Sabrina a “ridiculous discriminatory stupid f**** b1tch”

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7:44pm Kenny and Sarah bathroom

Talking about Sabrina, Kenny says Sabrina treats Rachelle like crap. Sarah agrees adds that Sabrina doesn’t know she’s treating people like crap just like she doesn’t think she was campaigning against Andrew.

Sarah brings up that it must be daunting for Kenny because it’s win or die for him.
Kenny says he’s going to go f*** crazy, mentions how Sabrina asked him if he wins HOH they can sleep in his HOH room every night. Kenny: “I’m like not every night”

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Adel says I just know 1 billion percent there isn’t 1 fact you can find where people were born gay.

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4:10pm Neda tells Adel hey I remember my 3/4 shorts .. I was in grade 6! Neda tries to say something funny but messes it up. Jon says it right and saying Deli is that Arlie’s hand or pen!$ touching your arm? Jon asks which is it? Arlie says both. Neda says I love how there’s so much room between you Adel and the end of the couch and your sitting so close to Arlie. Adel then lays out beside Arlie in the opposite direction.

Adel starts talking about Sabrina comparing her necklace to his Quran again. Allison says I don’t know for sure but I don’t think she meant it that way. Adel why do you always try to defend her. Allison never mind. The conversation turns to talking about being gay. Neda asks so when did you realize you were straight. Adel says I just know 1 billion percent there isn’t 1 fact you can find where people were born gay. If you believe in evolution than right there you contradict yourself. Allison says there are lots of animals that partake in homosexual activity. Neda says just because it just doesn’t reproduce doesn’t mean its not right.

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Sarah campaigns to Neda to stay in the game – “You can blame it on Sabrina!”

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2:10pm In the kitchen – Adel, Arlie, Heather and Jon are making lunch. Arlie says I love how Jon just touched his weiner and then touched his hot dog. At least there’s no more yeastie-V! Heather says your vag-cream is in my HOH by the way! JOn says I am so glad we have this sloppy seconds. Arlie says we just need to make sure we win tomorrow! Arlie says I don’t care if you win over me as long as we win it. Adel says it doesn’t change nothing .. we still stay on course. Jon says OH HUNDO! Arlie says this changes everything.. I’m switching sides back! Heather says good luck with that! Jon says yeah good luck being accepted on the other side again!

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KENNY FINALY REVEALS his Secret to ALL of the House Guests! “F**K IT I’M GAY!”

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12:40pm All the house guests are out in the hot tub room laughing and joking around. They talk about how they’ve revealed their alliance names to each other. The havenots asks if they can just be honest about what happened to the syrup. Neda doesn’t accept responsibility for it. Adel says that he was the one who used the coffee filters to dry his hands. Kenny laughs that they suspected he was the one since they’ve seen him cleaning with them. They talk about how happy they are that they can just have fun now. Sarah says she’s annoyed she’s leaving now. Adel talks to Sabrina about how what made him so mad with when she compared the Quran religion a religion that has been around forever ..to her necklace made at a store. That’s what I was like this is so f**king dumb. The house guests are all revealing secrets they’ve been hiding from either side.

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Arlie asks hey Neda, how long ago did you break out of jail? Hey Neda were your parents zebras?

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9:20am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Jon tells Arlie that he had his 18th dream that Janelle left him. Arlie says he thinks he’s fine. Jon says this house is f**king my balls! Sarah asks what did the house do to you? Jon says nothing, just my dreams. Kenny comments that he’s broke 170lbs. He says he came in at 176 and was up to 178 but has now lost over 8lbs. Sabrina joins them and talks about how she took off her top last night and then realized she was wasn’t covered up. Sarah says that when she gets home she is going to google those photos and make a montage of all their n@ked photos. Kenny says that he’s going to pack today just in case it is a double because he doesn’t want his sh*t everywhere.

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Arlie says on Thursday it’s more like 6 Vs. 1.5 instead of 6 Vs. 3

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10:21pm RAndom chit chat Arlie, Allison (They were told by production they will be doing some Diary room sessions tonight starting at 10:30)

Arlie I can’t believe my a$$ got kissed 5 time today
(Allison comes back inside from working work with NEda, Heather and Adel)
Allison wonders if she should shower or if she can do her Diary room session looking like she does.
Arlie like looking at her all sweaty, it makes him think of other things.
Allison does a plank ask him to watch and see how long it takes her to sweat.

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Kenny tells the Gremlins “We just need to win HOH and watch the other side folding on each other”

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10:06pm bathroom Kenny and the gremlins

Kenny tells them they are in a good position because there’s lots of people on the other side with smaller secret alliance and as long as they get the power that entire side will began fighting within itself.

Sabrina says she doesn’t feel bad for lying because she’s learnt Neda told Jon about the girls alliance called the stupids.

Kenny thinks Sabrina shouldn’t feel bad it’s a game all they need to do is win HOH and watch the other side collapse.

Kenny explains everyone is lying and everyone is playing vicious they just happen to be on the losing side for right now.

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