Month: April 2013

Big Brother Spoilers – Jillian and Emmett will wait till Wednesday to tell Peter he’s going home

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9:30am Backyard Andrew, Emmett, Talla and Peter

TAlla: “What day is it”
Andrew: “ Monday day 54”
Standard morning chit chat..

Andrew ate salmon, steak and lobster, ribs, sushi the week before being on slop he thinks he’s lost 6 pounds so far.

Andrew: “Sometimes I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. Wow that was a 1 pound dump. yours (Talla’s) are probably 3 pounds because you’re mostly full of sh1t”

Talla says she never farts outside the house like she’s been farting inside. Andrew jokes that Emmett has never farted in his life.

Emmett: “I only fart after I eat McDonalds”
Andrew: “I love to fart.. my father taught me Pull my finger at a young age.. I was like YES this is the greatest thing ever”

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Talla splashes water on the boys, Peter: “And now she goes into the pool”

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9:50PM Backyard Emmett and Andrew
Chatting about the Power of Veto competition. Andrew mentions that once he heard it was a slide puzzle he knew he was going to win it because he’s done them before.
Emmett: “I haven’t done them in a long time I think you get them with a dollar candy”
At first Andrew was a bit worried that Pete was going to win the competition but in the end he didn’t do very well. Andrew adds Peter has proven to them all “Just because you wear glasses doesn’t mean you are good at puzzles”
Andrew: “Man he was fired up (Pete)..”
Emmett: “Everyone gets fired up when they lose”
Andrew: “He wiped his thing at the.. and then he tipped the thing over”
Emmett: “I got fired up because I thought I was getting f**ed over”
Andrew tells Emmett that he didn’t lose the competitions he was disqualified.

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Big Brother Canada HOUSE GUEST TASK – Andrew’s TWIN, CHEERLEADERS, SUMO WRESTLERS!

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3:20pm The live feeds return and Emmett, Peter, Jillian and Talla are in the living room talking. They talk about how they don’t know who will come back through the door. Andrew comments on how he a SUMO WRESTLER came into the house. It sounds like it was a TASK where each one of them had to complete it or there would be a punishment. They aren’t sure what the reward would be. Andrew thinks it could be video messages from home. Peter asks who will be the next person to enter? Talla says that was way too much fun. Talla talks about how Toronto Argonaut Cheerleaders came into the house. Apparently they need to freeze up when someone comes into the house. Andrew comments on how the first time he was in the bathroom with a towel on. Emmett asks what would you have done if your towel had dropped. Andrew say I never get out without me shorts on.. I don’t want to get out and google my name and see naked photos of me. Tom’s d*ck will be out there. Emmett is quite

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Big Brother Canada Jillian thinks she’s going crazy and asks to see the psychiatrist..

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11:15am Jillian talks to Emmett in the kitchen and tells him that the video that Talla and Andrew have to watch of us making out is the same one that they watch each day. She says maybe that’s all the footage they have of us making out. Emmett says whatever it doesn’t matter. Jillian talks about how she is not feeling like herself and feels like she is going crazy. She says that she asked to talk to the psychiatrist because she doesn’t feel like herself. She says that before coming here she said she would talk to the psychiatrist everyday.

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Big Brother Canada Day TWO of watching Emmett & Jillian makeout. Andrew says he is an a$$ grab king!

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9:10am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Talla heads to the kitchen and tries to reset the oven clock. Big Brother tells her numerous times to change her batteries but she continues to try and set the time. Big Brother then cuts the feeds. When they return: Andrew and Talla are in the bathroom. Talla is complaining to Andrew that the way she woke her up was rude. He says sorry and leaves. Talla is in a really bad mood. Big Brother tells them they have 2 minutes to gather in the living room. Andrew says one thing I know about you is that you are not a morning person. He says one day you are going to make some guy very miserable. The video of Emmett and Jillian starts and Andrew and Talla realize that it is the exact same video as yesterday.

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Peter “Jessie please hook me up with a job at TNA.. they can pay me in f***ing chicken nuggets and fries”

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12:10AM Peter and Talla in the kitchen

Talla thinks Bret Hart (The Canadian wrestler from Calgary ) was so dreamy.. Peter goes into explaining about the hart family and the history of BRet hart’s wrestling career. Apparently Bret Hart still lives in Calgary and had a stroke in 2000. Talk moves to Hulk Hogan and Jessie (From Big Brother 10/11), “He’s jacked as sh1t .. if I was Jacked as sh1t I would do it to but all I have is a mouth” (Talking about Jessie)

Peter says his earliest memories as a child was wrestling.. He admires it on so many levels, Wacky story lines, Grand shows, Good guys bad guys, Spectacular move.. It’s like watching super heroes every week” Peter adds that the UFC is really popular “Largely because they took elements that made wrestling popular in the 80’s and updated them”
Talla saks if people are still into wrestling
Peter: “wrestling goes in cycles.. right now is a downturn.. WWE is doing alright but TNA impact isn’t because they are really small audience”

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Andrew & Talla watch the VIDEO of Emmett & Jillian MAKING OUT! Your families must be disgraced!

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7am Andrew and Talla are woken up and told they have a minute to get into the living room. They go to the living room and have to watch a 10 minute video of Emmett and Jillian. Andrew says when did this happen, you might as well be humping! Your families must be disgraced. Andrew yells that they would be embarrassed about this. Andrew says oh there it is the old a$$ grab! Embarrassing how utterly embarrassing. Talla asks where is us? Andrew says well if you want to start making out, maybe we would make the cut! Andrew says I am glad I am not in a showmance because this is embarrassing. Talla says all I can think of is where am I. Andrew says you are a vein person. Emmett and Jillian are told to go to the bedroom. After its over Emmett talks to Andrew about what the video was about. Andrew says it was 10 minutes of you shoving your tongue down her throat, grabbing her boob, and her a$$. Emmett says if anyone says anything I’ll tell them you try being in a house for 50 days with someone you like and try not doing any of this. Emmett goes to the bedroom and talks to Jillian about the video.

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